So I ended up getting Chia pets in early January, for like a dollar each, and giving them to relatives as late Christmas gifts.
So, the other day, my Aunt Gayle asked me to clean out her garage, and when I did it, I found all the Chia pets I had given her for the past ten years. I was pretty hurt, but decided that since she wasn't using them, I would take them and do something useful with them.
So then I had all these Chia pets on my hands. I got them started growing, but I already have three in my room. I didn't know what to do with them, but luckily my friend Fang Emerson came over and suggested that we return them to nature.
Over the past few days, we've been going around to parks and artistically adding a Chia pet to them...the hardest was the Chinese gardens. I thought we should add one, because there is something Chinese about Chia pets. Even the name sounds Chinese. Anyway, I went inside and then Fang threw them over the wall. We almost got caught, but I think it was worth it, because now there is a Chia Pet in a special part of the Chinese gardens.